In this life I am a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you bear your children (who are the size of a walnut) while you are sleeping, and you wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that!
If you are a Mama Bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who gets in your way. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup! Gonna be a bear!
dinsdag, september 12, 2006
reincarnation
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nice ...very nice...next life I can't decide...dolphin? or seagull..either would be lovely....
but the bear is nice....I am just not a big winter fan...
exactly - you get to sleep all winter.. ;)
LOL!
That sounds like a great plan!
Except here they get to kill a few bears every year. Supposedly cause they eat sheep.
I'd prefer to be a person again
Sounds good as long as you live in a no bear hunting zone. Sleeping for months sounds like heaven to me right now.
Event if they hunt you, you can come back again as a bear.
Personally, I'd prefer to come back as a cat. Maybe even a stray cat. I like their alertness.
What a delight. Thanks!
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